week 5 - trial

[productions]

week five trial



victim



suspects



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[notyetlost]

[Take the other side of it and up we go then.]

... you know if I thought anyone was going to get slashed apart it'd be by Belarus.

[vytis]

[Fun times carrying ice boxes containing heads.]

Maybe whoever killed her thought we were getting too used to all the bodies.

[notyetlost]

Or really wanted to render that medical kit of Marlow's totally obsolete.

[He feels like a pallbearer. This is depressing.]

[vytis]

No killer would leave us an opportunity to use that. [Lithuania sounds intensely bitter, saying that--even more than he has been the last couple of days--but then, for the first time, his expression breaks into clear distress.]

I liked Miss Belarus, but there wasn't anything I could do. It's--there's never a way to save anybody.

[notyetlost]

[Poland basically said as much talking with Sonia and Marlow... realistically they were never going to save anyone in this house.]

It's how the game was designed.

[vytis]

[Lithuania tries to pull his emotions back under control.]

I wonder if the audience is enjoying all of this.

[notyetlost]

[...]

Maybe we'll get cancelled after something this gross and they'll let us go.

[vytis]

I don't know if we'd get that lucky.

[After dropping the ice box off it's time to get the rest of the body parts. This is a really unfortunate body delivery.]

[notyetlost]

[If nothing else walking up all these stairs is a work out.]

We should probably keep the burnt leg separate incase someone wants to examine it... but the other ones can probably get lumped together.

...yeah.

[Poland can't compartmentalize that much without feeling awful and he didn't even like Belarus as much as Lithuania did.]

[vytis]

We could always arrange them on a bedsheet or tablecloth roughly where they would be if they hadn't cut her to pieces.

[notyetlost]

[That's moderately better.] That works, lets do that.

[vytis]

[After a stop-off to grab a bedsheet, back to the foyer! Lithuania gathers up all the body parts with mechanical efficiency.]

We'll bring these into the kitchen. I don't want to have to move the torso around more than necessary.

[notyetlost]

[Poland picks up one end of the bed sheet so they can head to the kitchen to get her torso.


It's basically as disgusting as he anticipated it being.]

[vytis]

[Lithuania lifts the torso onto the bedsheet and arranges the limbs so they don't fall off. Another outfit ruined, but what else is new?]

They really went out of their way to do all this...

[notyetlost]

[Poland won't complain about the coat, waistcoat, and handkerchief he had to sacrifice to this case then. He'll just grit his teeth watching as Lithuania does the dirty work.]

None of the suspects ever really gave me any kind of indication they were out of their freaking minds...

Well, I mean aside from maybe Rapture and Gundam but they always seemed like harmless crazy. [You know for a sadist with no remorse and the Master of The Four Dark Gods of Destruction.]

[vytis]

[Once everything is arranged he'll lift up his half of the sheet.]

There have been serial killers who seem normal at first--it wouldn't be the first time one of the culprits has acted relatively normal until we actually catch them.

[notyetlost]

[And Poland will lift his and they can head back upstairs.]

Well, props to them for managing to bottle this level of completely bat shit insane.

[The sarcasm is palpable.]

[vytis]

I suppose they bottled it up so tightly it exploded all over this week.

Should we bring in Mr. Altman's body as well?

[While they're moving gross stuff around anyway...]

[notyetlost]

No kidding.

Yeah. Fine... I guess he can't be any worse than the torso. [Also it will keep them out of the room a little longer. Let's go get him.]

I can't believe you do this willingly every week.

[vytis]

[And they're off! Again. Lithuania shrugs.]

Someone has to, and I've been around corpses before. It's better than forcing someone who hasn't to bring the bodies in.

[notyetlost]

I'm used to bodies too it doesn't mean I really want to pick them up and carry them around the house once a week for over a month.

[vytis]

If it wasn't me, it would be someone else's job.

[Maybe when he dies someone else will take over. Someone is going to have to take over digging graves, now that Belarus is dead.]

[notyetlost]

[Wow no. Don't say when. Say if, Lithuania. If.]

You're gonna run out of clothing at this rate.

[vytis]

I've tried to wash some of it... [It's not going that well, by his tone.]

[notyetlost]

You're too big for my clothes so you'll have to walk around naked.

Sonia will be crying about how she'll never be able to get married having seen you. Gundam will declare you his mortal enemy and unleash his Four Dark Gods. Mistaking your nation musk for his they will try to devour Latvia. Susan will somehow manage to get wrinklier. The house will dissolve into total anarchy!