[Poland won't complain about the coat, waistcoat, and handkerchief he had to sacrifice to this case then. He'll just grit his teeth watching as Lithuania does the dirty work.]
None of the suspects ever really gave me any kind of indication they were out of their freaking minds...
Well, I mean aside from maybe Rapture and Gundam but they always seemed like harmless crazy. [You know for a sadist with no remorse and the Master of The Four Dark Gods of Destruction.]
[Once everything is arranged he'll lift up his half of the sheet.]
There have been serial killers who seem normal at first--it wouldn't be the first time one of the culprits has acted relatively normal until we actually catch them.
You're too big for my clothes so you'll have to walk around naked.
Sonia will be crying about how she'll never be able to get married having seen you. Gundam will declare you his mortal enemy and unleash his Four Dark Gods. Mistaking your nation musk for his they will try to devour Latvia. Susan will somehow manage to get wrinklier. The house will dissolve into total anarchy!
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None of the suspects ever really gave me any kind of indication they were out of their freaking minds...
Well, I mean aside from maybe Rapture and Gundam but they always seemed like harmless crazy. [You know for a sadist with no remorse and the Master of The Four Dark Gods of Destruction.]
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There have been serial killers who seem normal at first--it wouldn't be the first time one of the culprits has acted relatively normal until we actually catch them.
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Well, props to them for managing to bottle this level of completely bat shit insane.
[The sarcasm is palpable.]
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Should we bring in Mr. Altman's body as well?
[While they're moving gross stuff around anyway...]
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Yeah. Fine... I guess he can't be any worse than the torso. [Also it will keep them out of the room a little longer. Let's go get him.]
I can't believe you do this willingly every week.
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Someone has to, and I've been around corpses before. It's better than forcing someone who hasn't to bring the bodies in.
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[Maybe when he dies someone else will take over. Someone is going to have to take over digging graves, now that Belarus is dead.]
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You're gonna run out of clothing at this rate.
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Sonia will be crying about how she'll never be able to get married having seen you. Gundam will declare you his mortal enemy and unleash his Four Dark Gods. Mistaking your nation musk for his they will try to devour Latvia. Susan will somehow manage to get wrinklier. The house will dissolve into total anarchy!
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[For a few moments Lithuania has gotten distracted from the situation at hand, good job.]
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I thought you were Catholic! How like super scandalous.
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[They've probably arrived at their destination by now, so time to get another body.]
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...Can we get a sheet again. I don't wanna touch it.
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How many more weeks do you think we'll be trapped here?
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Well, we've been here a month. And there's a little more than half the people we started with so maybe...
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No!
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Nooooooooooo!
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When is it?
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November 11th.
[The significance of the day is completely lost to Poland, but it's still definitely his birthday.]
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[You know, assuming they're both still alive.]
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