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[You wake in an unfamiliar bedroom, with no memory of how you came to be there and a sensation that something you once had is gone. The room you're in is luxurious and comfortable, but there is a musty feeling of disuse and decay in the air. Still, you've provided with new wardrobe perfectly tailored for you, a key ring that will unlock your bedroom door, so surely you're welcome to explore the manor?
Have a look around and make yourselves at home. You'll soon find you're not alone, but if any among you knows the secrets of this place, they aren't speaking.]
This is an open mingle log for arrival at the manor. Please put your character's name, location, and the time in the header of their comments. Characters are welcome to explore the manor and get to know one another; nothing else will be revealed to them today.
stiles stilinski | outside | 1 PM
...okaaaaaay, we have now officially gone from weird to crazy horror flick where there's probably a serial killer waiting to tear us all into bits during the night. Again.
[He rubs the back of his head, muttering nervously to himself.]
I mean granted, freaky 1920's mansion doesn't exactly give off the whole supernatural painful death vibe, so maybe things won't be that bad? Maybe we're just in some sort of reenactment of The Great Gatsby. Nothing horrible happens in that book, right? No murders, just parties? Why didn't I finish that book when I had the chance?
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Okay. Let me just tell ya: if you start fuckin' freaking out all over the place now, it's gonna take a bite out of your ass later.
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Freaking out? Trust me, this isn't me freaking out. You'll know when I'm freaking out - I'll be the guy huddled in the corner breathing into a paper bag over there. All things considered, this is actually a pretty damn good day for me.
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I'm sure it ain't gonna get that bad.
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Oh god, why did you have to say that? Haven't you seen any horror movie ever? Now there really is going to be something horrible appearing any moment now. Like right...now! [whirls his head around to glance over his shoulder at absolutely nothing]
...or in a few minutes, you know.
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So maybe he should help a bro out and stop him from running headlong at it. Then again, watching a big dumb guy in a top hat getting zapped might be the funniest thing he'll see all day. What'll it be?]
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Whoa, hey, dude! Bad idea! Really bad idea! [He tries to grab for Beat's arm, trips over his own feet, and bring them both down into a pile of limbs onto the ground.]
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Huh-- BWAAAAH! [and then he's hitting the ground like a sack of potatoes, letting out an 'oof' when he's landed on.]
Whatchu do that for!? [He'll just try to wiggle out... though it's harder to move in these stupid fancy clothes.]
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Uh, if you want your entire body to be electrocuted, be my guest. Otherwise? Gate full of ouchie is not something you wanna run into, trust me on that.
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I hate to spoil a good book for you, but people are murdered in The Great Gatsby. But really, try not to think about that of all things right now.
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I can't help it. It's like a curse. If something terrible doesn't happen soon, my entire worldview may just be shattered.
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You can't get out?
[an evidently Russian woman evidently dressed for cross-country has silently walked up behind you; hi]
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Seeing as how being electrocuted is not high on my things to do list, no. As if being randomly abducted into some bizarre twenties mansion without any clothes wasn't ominous enough.
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without much preamble, Belarus simply whacks the metal head of the spade against the bars. Nodding to herself when things spark as expected, she simply moves back a few paces and starts to dig.]
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[He watches her dig interestedly.] Huh. Think that will really work?
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Not exactly. But I'm guessing this particular death trap mansion is less Fitzgerald and more Christie.
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See, that I'd be more familiar with. Though I'm hoping it'll be something simple like The Case of The Missing Sandwich In Which There Are No Corpses At All.
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(She smiles, though. It's nice to at least be able to make small talk with another mystery fan, even in this creepy situation.)
Hey. I'm Marlow.
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[He holds out a hand.] Stiles Stilinski.
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That's quite an imagination you have!
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You have no idea how badly I wish these things were just in my imagination. Life was so much easier back in the days when everyone just thought I was crazy.
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... Have you tried to imagine more pleasant thoughts? They might come true!
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