week 0

[productions]

murder manor week zero



friday

[You wake in an unfamiliar bedroom, with no memory of how you came to be there and a sensation that something you once had is gone. The room you're in is luxurious and comfortable, but there is a musty feeling of disuse and decay in the air. Still, you've provided with new wardrobe perfectly tailored for you, a key ring that will unlock your bedroom door, so surely you're welcome to explore the manor?

Have a look around and make yourselves at home. You'll soon find you're not alone, but if any among you knows the secrets of this place, they aren't speaking.]

This is an open mingle log for arrival at the manor. Please put your character's name, location, and the time in the header of their comments. Characters are welcome to explore the manor and get to know one another; nothing else will be revealed to them today.

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[scratched]

[he's so lucky to have a monopoly on the self-esteem in the room]

Come on, dude, AJ. Granny Smith's Liquid Golden goodness. Shimmering amber stream of delicious from on high itself.

[godwhisperer]

[It's not so much self-esteem as having completely given up.]

So an elixir. But the ingredients of a mortal kitchen will not be sufficient to obtain what you seek.

[scratched]

[close enough.]

Pretty sure this is the only kitchen in the house, dude.

[godwhisperer]

Then your elixir is not present. That is the fallacy inherent in reliance on such artifice.

[scratched]

Are you my sponsor, Roget's? You haven't even looked.

[godwhisperer]

I have not sensed its presence.

[He honestly has no idea what Dave is talking about at all.]

[scratched]

As much as it pains me I'll take substitutes. Orange. Grape. Cranberry in an emergency.

[it is pee]

[godwhisperer]

You surrender in your pursuit so easily? Your will is weak and malleable indeed. How will you survive in a harsh and uncaring universe without even the strength of your convictions?

[Laughing to himself now.]

Hahaha...humans, what remarkable creatures...

[scratched]

Dude it's AJ, and I could seriously go for some right now, but I'm not about squat out a litter of goddamn puppies for it.

And I can tell you're pushing hard for me to be all curious and up in your business about the human thing, so consider this being me not even bringing it up, because that sounds like a dumb as hell conversation I don't want to get into.

[godwhisperer]

Hmph.

[Wow, rude as hell.]

I am pushing for no such thing. I do not so easily divulge my secrets. No, if you wished to inquire, I would be forced to refuse. You are not ready to know the truth.