week 1 - weekend

[productions]

murder manor week one



friday, saturday, sunday

28 players remaining.

This is a general mingle post. Please put your character's name, the time, and location in the subject heading of their comment. Players may also thread in logs, either posted to murdermanor or in a private locked journal post filtered to include productions.

This post will cover the weekend period from the end of trial Thursday evening to early Sunday evening, when new incentives will be announced. No murders will take place over this time.

Setting & Rules
Private Conversations

Comments

[inthebones]

You already have immunity. And I wouldn't give it to you first, anyway.

[team may all the way]

And of course you can be prepared for poisonings. Be in the ballroom when the food appears, and don't touch anything that anyone else has approached before you. Don't eat any food that anyone else prepares for you; I don't care if it's impolite. Wait until you're finished eating before you use the facilities. And don't leave your drinks lying about.

When you open a door, pause and don't walk in immediately. When you go down the stairs, check for trip wires. Make wide turns so you can see what's around a corner, walk purposefully but carefully, and for goodness' sakes, if someone clasps something over your mouth, don't inhale.

[humanic]

Well, as long as I'm not last, I'm happy.

[His eyebrows slowly go up.] ...wow. Mind if I start taking notes on this?

[inthebones]

I suppose I'm equipped with something I would call common sense, except it never seems to be very common.

Have you honestly never thought of these things?

[humanic]

Well, the food stuff's pretty obvious, but I never thought about checking the stairs for wires. Usually, the things trying to kill me aren't that subtle or sneaky, so my plans don't really have to go beyond 'oh god what's that thing with all the teeth oh god get away from it'.

[inthebones]

[A slight sigh]

Bernkastel has set a troubling precedence, hasn't she? I suppose our next murder will involve three locked rooms all overlaid on top of each other.

But yes, perhaps trip wires on the stairs is over-thinking it a bit. I wouldn't go rushing down them, anyway - even without wires involved, bones and necks have been broken in the past.

[humanic]

Look on the bright side. Maybe everyone will be so intimidated by having to come up with a better plan that they won't even bother trying.

Yeah, but that was always a risk for me even before coming here.

[inthebones]

Unless, of course, they consult the extensive collection of books at our disposal that more or less detail how to commit the perfect murder.

[burn them all]

And now that I think of it, perhaps the inhabitants of Emerald Wing would prefer to take baths... elsewhere.

[Susan wouldn't mind using it, but she suspects most people would be rather averse to the idea.]

[humanic]

See, that's where they'll run straight into my trap, because I'm gonna read them all first. And trust me, no one reads as fast as I do when hyped up on adrenaline, caffeine, and mortal terror. I went through every single goddamn site about werewolves in a night. Even the furry ones. Do you know how many sites there are out there about werewolf sex? Because I do, and the answer's way too freaking many.

[He shudders.] Yeah. Who even needs baths, right? A five minute shower should do the trick. Or jumping into the pond, that's a nice and public place.

[inthebones]

How many sites... werewolves gather together for sex?

[Thank you for that mental image, Stiles.]

Strangely enough, I never thought to ask them. I expect there's quite a few in Uberwald. ...Is there a reason you went to observe these? ...Curiosity about werewolf circumcision?

Anyway, perhaps we should offer our own washrooms for their usage. ...Taking supervised baths never harmed anyone.