My talents are put to waste as a schoolteacher, I see. I've missed my calling in organizing and manipulating people all across Ankh-Morpork into committing elaborate murders for my own amusement. If only I'd found out sooner.

[Susan will bring the soup closer to the edge of the tray towards Sonia.]

...I know you might not be in the mood to eat, but you should try to get something down.