week 5

[productions]

murder manor week five



sunday

16 players remaining.

This is a general mingle post. Please put your character's name, the time, and location in the subject heading of their comment. Players may also thread in logs, either posted to murdermanor or in a private locked journal post filtered to include productions.

This post will cover the weekend period from the end of trial Saturday to Sunday afternoon, when new incentives will be announced. No murders will take place over this time.

Setting & Rules
Private Conversations

Comments

[vytis]

[Lithuania startles a little at suddenly having a gun before registering how light and plastic it is and realizing it must be a toy. After that, he's left looking down at himself uncertainly.]

This is really unnecessary... [Though looking around he's thinking he got off easy compared to some of the others.]

[notyetlost]

[At least Poland doesn't seem the slightest bit bothered.]

Oh hey, they actually got Łukasiewicz to fit on the tag.

[Nice.]

[vytis]

Łukasiewicz? [Lithuania actually pronounced that without any difficulty at all, but wherever he was going with that, he forgets completely when he gets a look at Poland's costume.]

Wh-what kind of costume is that?

[It seems like Poland has worn heels before, given how he carries himself--but this is a weird thought to have and Lithuania is not thinking about it anymore.]

[notyetlost]

[These heels would probably be a huge disadvantage in a murder manor if this were anyone but Poland.]

I'm a nurse, duh.

[vytis]

[Those heels are. Definitely a thing, yup.]

Isn't it a little... [Lithuania doesn't know how to finish that sentence.]

[notyetlost]

[Don't worry Lithuania Poland understands exactly where that sentence was going.] Yeah I know, pink with red wouldn't be my first choice either.

[Poland swings the plastic stethoscope around playfully, trying very hard to hold back a laugh at Lithuania's face.] I'd like offer to check your heartbeat, but I can totally hear it all the way over here.

1/2

[vytis]

[Aren't you married?]

2/2

[vytis]

[Flustering and flailing his arms a little, temporarily forgetting he has that toy tommy gun and nearly smacking himself in the face with it.]

D-don't--don't just--you can't say something like that so casually!

[notyetlost]

Oh my god you thought I was serious?! [No okay it's definitely too much-- Poland bursts out laughing so hard he almost loses his balance-- But he quickly rights himself. Yup, he definitely knows how to maneuver in heels.]

I'm totally gonna die! [You're too much Lithuania.]

[vytis]

I--It's not like, I mean, it's-- [Lithuania's mind and Lithuania's mouth are not quite in sync with each other at the moment.] Stop laughing!

[notyetlost]

[Still laughing!] Are you having a stroke?

Medic!

[vytis]

Shut up! [Flailing the tommy gun in Poland's direction this time.] You're impossible!

[notyetlost]

Wow rude.

And after I cured your erectile dysfunction.

[And now Poland's just gonna take this opportunity to start running.]

[vytis]

[Poland better run because Lithuania is going to beat Poland to death with his tommy gun.]

Don't say something like that and then run away, you bastard!

[NO TRIAL WILL CONVICT HIM. Run like the wind, Poland.]

[notyetlost]

[He is like a stallion. In red pumps.]

So is that another gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me!

[vytis]

[Lunging for Poland as soon as he's within lunging range]

[notyetlost]

[OH SNAP--]

Waugh--!! [This was clearly the best course of action to take when Poland is wearing a dress this short, good job Lithuania.]

1/2

[vytis]

[Yeah Lithuania has realized that now.]

2/2

[vytis]

[Scrambling off and back about five feet.]

I'm sorry!

[It comes out in Lithuanian.]

[notyetlost]

[And yet despite the scrambling back somehow there are heels repeatedly threatening to kick at his face.]

ZBOCZENIEC!

[vytis]

[Lithuania answers in Lithuanian.]

You provoked me! I didn't mean anything with it! I'm--I'm sorry, really!

[notyetlost]

[There is a plastic stethoscope being thrown at your head regardless.]

[vytis]

[And it hits him in the head. Luckily it's just a plastic stethoscope so Lithuania doesn't really feel it.

He will just make another embarrassed noise and bury his face in his hands.]