Oh so it's not entirely inaccurate! I'm sure it shouldn't be that hard to repair the errors when we're given the opportunity to meet whomever compiled these pages. [Siren simply pops another in her mouth. Everyone seems so distressed, it's almost contagious. She can't help but feel hungry in such an atmosphere.]

Admittedly my preferred name is missing from my sheet, but that seems to be the case for lots of people-- I'm sorry do you not like sandwiches?