[He makes a face.] In my town? I'm pretty sure it's easier finding someone who i>doesn't</ want to kill you or your friends for whatever dumb reason of the week. You'd be amazed at what motives people can come up with to murder someone.
Oh goodie. Because the essence of who I am is someone who doesn't want to be here and will run screaming at the first sign of whatever inevitably terrible thing starts happening.
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