You sure? I'm really good at keeping secrets, if that helps. [He sighs.] Guess I'm stuck with cellphones and people never answering them even when they know there's a serial killer psychopath on the loose then.

[He's not too sure if that was sarcastic or not, but he'll laugh anyway.] Good luck with that. It'll probably work - I haven't been called my given name in years. Pretty sure not even my dad knows how to pronounce it.