Your assessment of my stupidity or lack thereof is noted.

But I'm afraid that one's a family secret. It wouldn't do to allow the general populace in on the trick; I can see the crime rate skyrocketing even as we speak. I'll have to test whether or not 'Stiles' will suffice with you, though; you may very well slip through my radar as I trip over that last 'w'.

[That was probably a joke.]