Some people call it cynicism, I call it being as realistic as possible.

[He snorts.] Yeah, in my experience, having awesome supernatural powers isn't worth anything if you're too stupid to know how to use them to your advantage. Makes life more difficult, even. You don't strike me as that kind of person though. Any chance you can teach me the trick to finding someone just by their name? Because that would be so useful to my life, I'm tearing up just thinking about it.