week 5 - wednesday & thursday

[productions]

murder manor week five



wednesday & thursday

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Setting & Rules
Private Conversations

Comments

[humanic]

I'm not going to sleep with her, ew! [Beat.] I mean uh, no offense Annie, I'm not saying you're not pretty, I'm just saying you're a murderer. And you kind of remind me of this guy I know who is the walking headline for Terrible Life Choices and also for shortening the life expectancies of anyone who gets close to him.

Oh yeah? Are you a virgin?

[notyetlost]

Murderers don't base their self esteem on whether or not you want to sleep with them now stop talking to her!

No, I'm married! [How many times does he have to say this GOD.] But I was a virgin at one point!

[humanic]

You'd be surprised. My English teacher? Totally had this whole complex about her face, she killed like a whole bunch of people trying to get back at the dude who ruined it.

Uh-huh. And would you have been okay dying as one?

[notyetlost]

Okay even from the vague amount of information you just gave me I doubt that hinged entirely on whether or not you wanted to sleep with her so. My point is still totally valid.

[Also what the hell is wrong with the American school system-- Jesus Christ.]

I dunno. I'm never gonna die so. [Shrug.]

[humanic]

[Makes a face.] Didn't I just say I don't want to sleep with her? Or anyone in this mansion really, seeing as how it might all just be a ploy to murder me to death. Though I guess if I'm gonna die anyway, that wouldn't be a terrible way to go.

Yeah, okay. But put yourself in my shoes here. Imagine dying without ever knowing what getting laid is like.

[notyetlost]

Uh huh. [You're a teenage boy. He is pretty sure you do kind of want to sleep with Annie even if you don't really want to sleep with Annie.]

What Mary did it and she seemed totally fine with it.

[humanic]

...wait, you think Mary died a virgin? No way, man. She got married and I'm pretty sure she had non-Jesus kids, so she definitely had it going on at some point. [wow he is so going to hell]

[notyetlost]

Um. Yeah of course she did-- have you been reading those crappy Dan Brown books?

[humanic]

Hang on, which Mary are we talking about here - the one Jesus hung out with or his mom? Because one's married and the other's a prostitute, so neither of them are running contenders for the whole virgin thing.

And they're not crappy as long as you manage to buy that these people love to guard huge conspiracies with crappy ciphers.

[notyetlost]

The VIRGIN Mary. [It's in her name.]

Oh my god no. There is no conspiracy it's all made up garbage to sell books!

[humanic]

She was only a virgin when she gave birth to Jesus! You can't tell me Joseph would have been down with his wife being chaste forever.

Well, duh, I know that. I'm saying they're not bad as long as you don't actually believe a word they say.

[notyetlost]

She's the Virgin Mary! If she wasn't a virgin they wouldn't call her that! And no one cares what Joseph wants.

No, even then they're still pretty terrible. Did you see the movie? I wished I could die just so I didn't have to finish it.

[hollowheart]

No offense taken.






You're not my type.

[humanic]

[Pouts. Low blow, Annie, low blow.]

I don't think I even want to know what your type is.

[hollowheart]

[he "eww'd" at her come on]

You could never understand the feelings of a delicate girl such as myself.

[humanic]

I'm pretty sure I'm just incapable of understanding girls in general, let alone delicate ones. [coughs at that] If you wanna offer any insight though, I'm all ears.

[hollowheart]

How tragic. [yeah, she got nothing]