Abduction? Okay, this place is weird, and I don't remember how I got here, or some other things, but do you really —

[ The puppy, seemingly unfazed by this outburst, has run up to the offered hand and started licking it enthusiastically. ]

— are you even listening to me? Yes, I know he's cute, but — don't you have more important things to worry about? Like the fact that apparently we've all been kidnapped?