Is it the world's finest hamster seed ground from the flesh of dragons?

[Susan thinks big.]

I don't believe what's sitting in my cabinet is that powerful, no. If anyone could actually change the Rules, though... It would be unimaginable. I don't know that I'd even dare to touch them.

...My existence itself is already a loophole in the Rules, really.

[Having reached her room by now, Susan will let herself in without bothering to use the key. It's her room, after all.]