I see you have yet to spend quality time with the adults who claim to be over a thousand years old.

[cough poland cough]

I never said I enjoyed it, either. It's simply something that is. Or perhaps has to be - the sun rises in the East, the oceans cascade off the edge of the Disc, and I arm myself with the paper towels and the cleaning solvents.

[A slight sigh now.]

And if you absolutely must know...

[here it comes her greatest secret]

...I shan't tell you unless it becomes relevant to the trial.