Yeah, I like totally need to get one of those one of these days or I'm going to go totally insane trapped in this house. [What audience doesn't love a good ninja murder hypothesis, jeez picky much?]Last time I went exploring all I ended up with was some splinters and a lack of alibi.

Pssh. Try telling that to anyone else stuck here. I swear if you're not reading in this place you're the odd ball. You'd think there'd be more people carpe dieming or whatever.